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A dreary, 125 mile long sandbar that is home to some of the stupidest, most boorish rich idiots in the known universe.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you might be marooned on dreary Long Island.
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a very very normal sized penis
Robert has a long le.
Emily likes a long le.
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When someones penis is extremely long and cannot fit in their pants. Especially when the given person is wearing sweatpants and you can clearly see the size.
1. Daniel has such a long bird. You can see the fella poking through.
2. Those sweatpants don't hide his long bird.
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Howie Long was a dominating defensive force in the NFL for 13 seasons (1981-93). He finished his career with eight Pro Bowl appearances and 84 sacks.
Long is also a Hall of Famer was a member of the Raiders' Super Bowl XVIII championship team and voted to the NFL's All-Decade Team of the '80s.
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a cock that is bigger than Mudbone's. Aka L.J.
Guy: Did you know that the Long Johnson can possibly kill you?
Girl: Oh really! O_O
*takes the LJ.. Girl: Oh noo!
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A big tract of suburban h*ll east of NYC. Known for its abundance of guido f*ggots who invade Manhattan on the weekends and turn formerly hot clubs like Marquee and Lotus into B&T wastelands. People who live in "the City" (i.e. Manhattan, not Brooklyn/Queens, etc.) look down on people from Long Island as uncultured suburban tools that dilute Manhattan nightlife or pretty much anything else they manage to get their hair-gel stained, grubby hands on. Long Islanders wish they could live in Manhattan, but can't afford it so they pretend they hate Manhattan and have a lot of "Long Island Pride".
A bunch of guido douchebags from Long Island sporting blowout haircuts, XS Armani Exchange t-shirts, thick gold chains, and ugly-ass jeans from American Eagle stroll up to Cain/Pink Elephant, etc. The bouncer takes one look and announces to them that the club will be full for the next 2 years.
Me: How the f*ck did the B&Ters from Long Island find out about Cain? It's only been 1 month! Better start spreading the word that the Long Island plague is on its way...
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