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parking lot princess

A ridiculously large non-commercial pickup truck. Specifically one so big and long that it exceeds the length of a standard parking space.

Person1- dude. You see that truck hanging out of that parking space? They are even pulled all the way up! They are still like halfway in the aisle!!

Person2- These parking lot princesses are out of control!

by Thesonicpaintbrush December 9, 2023


I’m under a lot of pressure

I’m trying to take care of my mom. I’m hoping she has at least 20 or 30 years. I’m going to have to start taking care of her.

But I also don’t have a girlfriend or children or a job right now… so I’m pretty worried about my future. My friend said “you know the truth. They don’t.” And said they have more to lose. He says I’m overreacting.

The future is looking really rough for me soon. I’m just worried if I’m going to make it or not.

I’m under a lot of pressure

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023


Parking Lot Amnesia

Noun: The phenomenon of losing all memory of where you parked your car, usually occurring after coming out of a loud and busy store.

Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White that that guy has been walking around the parking lot for 45 minutes, I think its an undercover cop. Let's bounce...

Mr. White: Relax, he just has Parking Lot Amnesia. My God did you pay attention to NOTHING in school?

by Jonnyd January 11, 2014


Big Lots

A store where big overweight people shop for shit they don’t need.

Ben and Rebecca went to Big Lots to purchase several dvd copies of Home Alone 4 and 300 boxes of Oreos ,6 liter bottles of coke, lays potato chips, devil dogs and a 12 pack of Budweiser.

by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 20, 2022


parking lotting

this awesome utah tradition where high schoolers congregate at a parking lot with friends and pull up to each others cars, hop out for a few minutes, and kiss each other— often on video. This is how mormon kids get such a high kiss count but are still virgins

I kissed him and his friend when we went parking lotting last night

by kelp worldwide May 18, 2023


save a lot

Worse version of Aldi for cheapskates

Person 1: Want to go to Save a Lot?
Person 2: No, wtf, Aldi is better you cheapskate

by TripleUltraStar June 13, 2021


Bunchy Lot

A large amount or abundance of something.

We smoked a bunchy lot of blunts lastnight.

by Adiejack October 17, 2006