Late Lunch

When a guy walks past you while you're making a sandwich in the late afternoon and asks, "Late lunch?", then walks into the toilet and proceeds to take a very loud dump.

Oh man I ate a lot of Mexican food today and I think I need to do a Late Lunch.

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hot lunch

to shit in a brown paper bag and then slap it across your partner's face

pack it. send it.

ooooo i'm gonna hot lunch you so hard when i get home!

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Lunch Box

The fat part of a woman's stomach, especially older women, located under the waistline but above the mons pubis. Extremely visible when wearing mom jeans, certain types of fleece casual wear, and spandex.

Dude, the only thing that separates Ms. Passon's gut and pussy is her huge lunch box!

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dry lunch

some 1 who is a tight cunt who dont part up wid readys when they aint payed for anything 4 bare time

oy drinks r on u tonight

lunchin: ur avin a bubble aint ya

y this is ur hand i done last 1 and bought food

lunchin: so

y u bein a dry lunch 4

lunchin: leave off how am i

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Pub Lunch

A rolled up cigarette made from rolling papers and tobbacco

"How many pub lunches do you have a day?"
"It's pretty bad I'm probably up to twenty now!"
"Oh well at least it's not mcdonalds that's something eh?"
"true yahoo"

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lunch boxing

1.) when someone's high and they're way too obvious

2.) when someone's acting a mess or high with out actually smoking

3.) smoking weed

whoa man you need to stop lunch boxing, my 's coming

"is chris really lunch boxing?"
"nah dude"

"hey you want to go lunch box?"

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fucked lunch

Any company meal or outing you are forced to expense because your manager only carries Gooros.

That cock smuggler is on my board for 60 bucks now. That's 3 fucked lunches this week.

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