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Much like baby mama. Except, when used by the grandmother in the situation the baby mama would be called her "grandbaby mama".
For example:
My friend said her son and his girlfriend are having a baby. The girlfriend is going to be her grandbaby mama.
Instead of having baby mama drama, you may have grandbaby mama drama.
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I am dating Joe...
I mean Joe mama bitch
I am dating joe
who is joe
Joe mama bitch
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1. A "man" that has jis mom buy him a house and then calls it his own.
2. A "man" that goes through his wife's text messages; finds one in which she refers to him as a "Mama's Boy" (alternative spellings exist) then calls his mom to come move him out of the house she bought him. Then he moves back in with his parent's.
Him: "Mom, please come get me. I was snooping through V*******'s phone texts and saw where she called me a Mama's Boy to one of her girlfriends. Please come move me out. PLEASE!?!?!?"
Mom: "Sure B****, your Dad and I will be right over."
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When you swear your child(ren) never behaved in a certain way and then an opportunity presents itself with your child exhibiting a behavior proving you wrong.
Whenever you criticize another parent's parenting style or a child's negative behavior, the universe will send you a message to keep your comments to yourself with your child demonstrating a similar behavior but only much worse.
I swore that my child would never throw temper tantrums in pubic, but today she threw herself on the ground and screamed until I bought her the toy she wanted. Mama Karma strikes again!
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The biggest PIMP on planet Earth is HER MAMA. Known for telling your girl, "Find a man with a good job. Find a man with a nice car. Find a man who can buy you shit."
That ho dumped me cuz HER MAMA said I ain't got enough bank!
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The great roast of a young individual who is a legend
It is played when someone shall play the card of joe
The other shall say joe who
Then the man the moth the legend shall respond with joe mama.
You are the most epic gamer if you shall play these cards.
Teacher *takes attendance*
Teacher “did i miss anyone’s name”
The man the moth the legend “oh you forgot joe
The teacher “joe who
The man the moth the legend “JOE MAMA
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