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A group of Whales going on an hen party to Blackpool
Look at the blubber on display, there’s a marriage pod bound for a hen night in Blackpool
When you're too scared to ever be in a relationship
Hey, I think Amanda might like you. You should ask her out.
Nah, I'm saving dating for marriage.
When you're too much of a pussy to date someone
Hey, I think Amanda might like you. You should ask her out.
Nah, I'm saving dating for marriage
To truly consummate a marriage in Mexico, you must eat your fiancé out at the pool at high noon the day following the marriage proposal.
That dude nailed the Mexican marriage proposal, he at the shit outta that pussy at the pool the next day.
When someone ties a drinking straw around one of your fingers you are now 'straw married.' Theere is no limit as to how many spouses you can have.
Straw marriages usually occur during mass consumption of alcohol.
-Sean tied a straw round my finger last night.
-Oh, so you had a straw marriage?