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A disfigured vagina requiring corrective surgery from the result of riding ones bicycle for a extended period of time.
"I've ridden my bike for 20hrs this week, my vagina is a flat mash after that"
a White Man trapped in a Black Mans body
...yeah, that Johnson is a proper pie mash, always shouting a cheeky nandos
The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like
Egad I've got 3 and 3/4 lbs of mashed up Dundee cake in the seat of my pants right now
The act of sexual intercourse with your immediate family in order to preserve cultural superiority over inferior races of the world
Hey mom, you tryna Mulroe Mash tonight?
Masturbating with a flaccid penis
One might find themselves mashing off when they’re bored of watching porn.
When you fart while he is pounding you out, which causes a draft through your anus to flop his dick out.
Oh baby that dick is cold let me warm it up with a steamy mash
When you fart while he is pounding you out, which causes a draft through your anus to flop his dick out.
Oh baby that dick is cold let me warm it up with a steamy mash