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Someone who's just a goddamn McDonald's boy.
Person 1: "Hey you, get over here. I wanna talk ta you."
Person 2: "Yea? Everything cool?"
Person 1: "Naw, it ain't fuckin' cool and I'll tell ya why. I seen your kind around here before."
Person 2: "Look sir, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't want any trouble. Just let me get my drink."
Person 1: "Psht, typical...I knew it as soon as I seen you walk in that there door."
Person 2: "What the hell are you even talking about old man?"
Person 1: "Yer one uh them goddamn McDonald's boys ain'tcha?"
The largest creature known to exist. His mass is infinite and his size is gargantuan. Legends say there is a black hole in his stomach.
Lois can absorb any and all types of creatures, which add to his infinite mass. Lois cannot be killed and will consume the earth one day. His true name is "Lois Lee Lips Leghair Long Baby Human Sphere Poois Jewis Moois Bluis Blewis Spewis Cluis Juice Whois Boois Glueis Newis Goois McLois McGriffin McDonald".
Person 1: "I'm still hungry."
Person 2: "Piss off Lois McDonald."
My really good friend aka mah sistahđź’•
McDonalds Miu, what are you doing?
An American who thinks they are super patriotic because they put the american flag all over everything and yell at their tv screens when people protest during the national anthem. But don't really care about anyone in the country other than themselves.
She is a McDonalds patriot. She will tell at you for "disrespecting the troops" but won't even make eye contact with the homeless veterans because she thinks they all deserve it
He always thanks the veterans for their service and says they deserve our respect. But he always votes for people who cut funding for veterans healthcare
When a store/restaurant decreases in quality as the amount of locations increase.
The new pizza chain down the road isn’t very clean and the employees aren’t well trained. It seems like they have the McDonald’s effect.
When someone eyebrows look like the McDonald's sign
Shutup with yo McDonald Eyebrows looking ass.