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The largest creature known to exist. His mass is infinite and his size is gargantuan. Legends say there is a black hole in his stomach.
Lois can absorb any and all types of creatures, which add to his infinite mass. Lois cannot be killed and will consume the earth one day. His true name is "Lois Lee Lips Leghair Long Baby Human Sphere Poois Jewis Moois Bluis Blewis Spewis Cluis Juice Whois Boois Glueis Newis Goois McLois McGriffin McDonald".
Person 1: "I'm still hungry."
Person 2: "Piss off Lois McDonald."
A Fantasy Football game named after a douchebag food lion employee. This game features the two worst teams in the league, and the loser is awarded the golden plunger, and the Toilet chair of shame!
Well its been another unlucky year of fantasy football, looks like I'll be playing in the McDonald Bowl again.
Your ex girlfriend is stale like McDonald’s fries reheated
That girl is stale like McDonald’s fries
A smoking hot slut from the harbour who sucks dick like no ones business. She can be spotted with her two for one deal with her daughter Jenny McDonald
Damn I loved when carol McDonald sucked my chessy dick
a hand job
guy: *ignoring girlfriend*
girl: i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds
guy: heck yeah!
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“if you text back fast enough i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds;)”
That'll make your pussy throb means that the food is so good example McDonald's breakfast
When someone eyebrows look like the McDonald's sign
Shutup with yo McDonald Eyebrows looking ass.