The act of masturbating without pornography or any other visual aids. Often used by individuals who have no access to porn or those who are still too afraid to look it up.
"Bro, I just got done jacking off but the wifi was out so I had to use The Hobo Method."
A study technique used by students, mostly in college or university. It involves binge drinking the night before an exam/s and writing it hungover. This kills anxiety and stress since you are nursing a massive headache.
Yo Zee stop worrying about your midterms. Just use the Josmer Method and you'll probably be fine
The Billy method is when you insult someone and they mutter an insult back under their breath
Boy 1: you're ugly!
Boy 2:*mutters*
Boy 1: stop doing the Billy method
When you’re banned from Carti Hub so you make another account by the name of “Sbeve” to rule revenge by sending scat pornography with a rose-colored gaping butthole.
“BRO WTF”
Soul: ,lock
Soul: ,ban @sbeve
Bleed: 👍
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“Yo why is this guy sending scat porn”
Chat: He just did The Billy Method.
The Soccer Method refers to any extreme measures taken to "wake up" a large group of people to let them know about the current situation of their country, city, and area of residence.
The government used the soccer method on the people of south korea, and now they are one of the most hardworking countries.
After thinking of a female and ejaculating, you receive post-nut clarity. This method helps to understand if you truly like a female. If you still find her attractive after beating one off, she passed the nut method.
“Did Miranda pass the nut method?”
“Yep, she’s definitely the one!”
When you jerk off over your pants using just your thumb. This is commonly used by those who have an inability to release sperm.
When I was sleeping with my parents in third grade, I used the thumb method so I could get off without them knowing.