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The act of which one jerks off before engaging in slumber.
Dude, We just caught John Midnight beef peeling.
to work diligently, especially late into the night
I had to burn the midnight oil to get that done.
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A term used back in the day to go steal parts of cars at night of course
Jerry; i need a muffler for my 99 toyota
John ; Looks like you got to go to Midnight Auto parts
The distant sound from outside of a bathroom of someone you find attractive vomiting.
The big girls at butlers are getting excited, I guess they here Chris's Midnight Mating Call from the bathroom.
Phrase meaning that someone is undertaking a ridiculous task with no possibility of success. To try to do something that is beyond common sense.
Mark invested all of his money in Enron stocks, after it had collapsed. He was flying to the sun at midnight.
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Noun. Midnight oil means male semen. Comes from the fact that male semen is ejaculated usually by nighttime in shadily fashion and from its thicky, oily appearance.
You better watch your back, Annabelle. That guy is always ready to inject some midnight oil into unsuspecting p****es.
Oaah, I spruitted my Midnight oil!
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An awesome podcast by two cool dudes who roast the fuck out of everything while teaching you all you ever need to know about anything.
Friend: brooo.... why are you always falling asleep in class?
Brooo: Because I'm up all night listening to Midnight Facts For Insomniacs man