Actions that result in a woman being ready for penetration.
I whispered something in her ear. By the way she wiggled, shifting her weight, I knew that I had just helped her butter the monkey.
“The name for your stomach after you eat a huge meal that causes your gut to bulge out and stager around like a monkey.”
“Aaaaah, I got monkey gut so bad I’m afraid Jane Goodal gonna try to study me.”
A person who remains calm in the midst of crisis or chaos.
All hell is breaking loose. Call in Bob. He's the designated Meditating Monkey
Normal tea, made from a tea bag that isn't a specific blend (eg Earl Grey or green tea). Comes from the Cimpanzees that were used in TV adverts for PG Tips.
"What type of tea would you like? Earl Grey, Chamomile?"
"Nah, monkey tea will do fine thanks"
Another name for someone who eats their own shit
Man: I met someone last night named Brenan, he was cool until I found out hes a Skyrim Monkey
(noun) a person straight from the ghetto, with baggy jeans, tall tees, doo rags and gats, tattoos and gold teeth, and especially strong ebonic accents.
synonyms: hood rat and nigga
That ghetto ass thug monkey just pulled up in his shitty Cadillac and robbed me.
someone that lingers around people, that smoke them out for free. when their person that smokes runs out of weed they look for another person to smoke with them for free but never has their own green or money
this guy left because we smoked all our bud then the guy leaves and says something like, "ima bout to go smoke out"(he leaves) (people in room say) that fucking pot monkey smoked all are weed and won't share