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While on a date with a female, said female makes it painfully apparent during dinner that she has no sexual interest in her date. Instead of going to the movies, the male cuts the date short and returns the female to her residence.
At this point the male asks to use the restroom at the girls home. The disgruntled male proceeds to shit in the toilet and to prevent the flushing of the excrement, masturbates and cums on the flushing handle.
The male leaves with a polite un-washed hand shake, feeling lighter and gratified.
"How did the date go"
"Awful, but stuck her with Dinner and a Movie, so everything worked out"
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Movies involving drugs (mainly marijuana). All people do in these movies are smoke weed and make corny jokes and stupid pranks which are not funny. Only stoners watch these movies mainly and these movies never win any awards because they just suck and not many people want to watch them.
There is absolutely no sense of realism in these movies. If people who play the characters in the movies actually come to life, then they would be ignored in real life and shunned down for their stupidity and lack of intelligence.
Person 1: Hey man, wanna hang out at travis's place and watch Half Baked?
Person 2: Whats that?
Person 1: A Stoner Movie
Person 2: No thanks, you stoners go ahead and enjoy the 'comic' action.
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An often well know and/or well used quote from a movie. Usually a highly memorable scene or line used for comical value or to sarcastically push a point.
When playing a video game and you land the final finishing blow on a boss apt movie quotes:
"Hasta la vista, baby", from Terminator 2 Judgement day
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The act of sitting in a seat at a movie theater while the groin area is a hot and sweaty environment.
"Man, I just sat through Dances with Wolves and I have severe movie crotch."
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A lie you tell people to avoid actually having to spend time with them.
Person 1: Hey man, you, me and my friend should hang out sometime!
Person 2: Oh yeah, we could have a movie night or something!
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