Rural Dictionary

butt muffin

When you blast out a dry turd.

I made a whole batch of butt muffins last night.

by Scroto Hoebaggins November 20, 2004

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The piece of fat that hangs over the tops of girls jeans when they have been inhaling too many pies (or beers) and shoe-horning themselves into their hipster jeans that they purchased 4 years before. Also known as fatty mall hangers

Sid: "Hey Paul, check out the muffin tops on her"
Paul "Oh shit, that puts me off more than your Organzola

by Sid October 12, 2004

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muffin diver

a person who eats out the pussy.

Emily is a muffin diver when she is with Jennifer.

by ~Bodi~ June 7, 2006

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Muffin Shoes

Puffy, giant hi top shoes from the 1980's such as McGregors or early Nike basketball shoes. The laces must come up the front to an impossible height, and the top forms almost a cup around the ankle. A velcro strap or three is sometimes found on the more advanced models. Another great example of a muffin shoe is the original Reebok Pump.

"Man, I found a great pair of Asics muffins at the dime store on saturday!"
"Good lordy will you look at the tongue on those muffin shoes! He could whistle Dixie with those things..."
"I got a new pair of shoes to wear for work, but i'm not sure i like them; they look a little muffin-ey"
"You going to the moon on those muffins?"
"Dude, forget school, let's hit the flea market and check out the muffin shoes."
"My dad needs a new look. He's been wearing the same pair of muffin shoes since 1986."

by Larry The Bus Driver October 28, 2006

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Muffin Buffin

The act of buffin' the female muffin, most often in reference to a chick whose muffin you should not be buffin. Though, not always. Buffin' should have an apostrophe to signify the absence of the letter G.
Having sex and reaching climax, with a chick.
Polishing the poonanny.
Could also refer to cunnilingus.
Cannot in any way refer to sex between gay men, as they have no muffin to buff.
Can refer to lesbian sex, as they are both well-stocked.

Holy shit! I just saw two chicks neck-deep, muffin buffin' each other!
It's easy for a girl to determine you've been muffin buffin' with somebody when you give her VD for Valentine's Day.

by Venus, The Last N.A.P. February 16, 2009

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