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That hairy part of your leg you missed whilst shaving them because you couldn't see it
Dang check out that chicks thigh mustache!
the event when something awkward happens.
When your duo doesn’t clutch and does something embarrassing then it is a mustache moment.
when a girl slides a turd out over a guys mustache
she had to shit so she gave him a mustache cover.
When you cum in a girl on her period and then eat her out
Man, last night I fucked this chick on her period. Then I ate her out. Walked out of there with a pink mustache
The Pubic celery that lavishly decorated the girth lengthy gonzolite appendage often found south of the equator.
Hey baby, you want a southern mustache ride?
When you finger bang a chick and wipe her ooze on her upper lip
You should have seen how pissed Mikey's girlfriend was after he gave her a Mustache Molly
Derived from an occupy human rights video in which a man steps inside a residence and performs an illegal search and arrest all because he had a mustache that gave others the impression that he held some kind of real authority.
Guy- Man that guy had some real mustache authority going in their house like that in that video
Girl- Dude he didn't even have a mustache...