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mustard moves

The process of seduction without financial means or rizz

Brad really tried to put the mustard moves on that girl

by jeffersonbey August 14, 2023


Breakfast Mustard

A mystery condiment that is always hidden somewhere in an Airbnb

Don’t forget to look for the breakfast mustard before you leave!

by El mago in a tomato January 24, 2024


Mustard Finger Surprise

The act of dipping your index finger in mustard and fingering someone right after without them knowing

Bro! Me and my girl were getting freaky last night. As we were fucking i hit her with the Mustard Finger Surprise.

by Poodery January 3, 2024


Mustard Finger Surprise

The act of dipping you index finger into some mustard then proceeding to finger blast someone while yelling "SURPRISE" from behind

Last week I was given a Mustard Finger Surprise and to be honest i kinda liked it.

by Poodery February 16, 2025


mustard all over his leaving friend

A video in which entails a man who drenches his friend, who is simply attempting to exit the facility, in mustard, much to the leaving man's surprise.

Friend: Wassup?
Me: mustard all over his leaving friend.
Friend: No.

by alecwind July 19, 2021


mustard handy

A hand job while using mustard. Its' classiness is defined by the type of mustard used.

Eiden gives mustard handy's.

by Kag5799 December 8, 2015


The Devil's Mustards

A severe case of diarrhea, when the feces carry the same characteristicas as various types of mustard. Usually yellowish brown in color and runny in consistency, sometimes looking a bit grainy in appearance.

I ate some bad fish and have had The Devil's Mustards all morning.

by maskedrolla December 31, 2018