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A general response to why something isn’t done. Inspired by people who ignore normal adult responsibilities in favor of binging Netflix, or other streaming, content.
Bob: Why hasn’t Karen salted the driveway at all this winter? The snow and ice would be totally gone if she had!
Alice: Well, you know, It’s Not Netflix
The limp and numb wrist you get after hours of watching Netflix on a device.
Dang bro text me back
I couldn’t bro I got Netflix wrist
Noun (action)
Step 1: Organise a 'NETFLIX and Chill' night.
Step 2: Order a pizza.
Step 3: Take a slice of pizza and wrap it around you penis.
Step 4: Get your partner to eat the pizza off your penis.
"Guys, I need a skin graft on my dick."
"What the fuck did you do?"
"I got third degree burns while giving my girlfriend a NETFLIX Calzone."
A slob who does nothing except wake up at noon and watch Netflix all day long in pajamas every single day.
Netflix and pajamas everyday, she’s a total Netflix bandit
Son of Netflix is the nickname given to South Korean actor, Song Kang, by fans since his filmography is almost entirely made up of Netflix Originals. As of 19 February, Song Kang acknowledged this title on The Swoon's Youtube Channel
A : is Song Kang starring in another Netflix original K-drama?
B : yup! almost as if he's Son of Netflix.
Person who makes sure to watch every trending Netflix documentary about social issues in the world (ex. Blackfish, Ted Bundy, Tiger King, R. Kelly, etc), and makes sure to post a "novel" about it on social media, but never actually researches social issues or tries to change the world for the better.
"Did you see Breanna's huge Facebook post about R. Kelly?"
"Yep. Just being a Netflix Activist as usual."
When a co-worker has Netflix playing on 2nd monitor and watching with one eye, while the other eye is keeping a lookout not to get caught leading to ZERO productivity.
Yo did you see Chris’ eye? Its red as hell. He must have pink eye ir something! No bruh….thats the Netflix Eye. Its making the rest of us look bad. Nigga hasn’t worked all week