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The kind of person who always needs to be in charge.
A Game Lobby? For sure he's the Party leader.
Driving to McDonalds? He will Drive, even if his car is not needed.
Also his opinion is always the loudest and hes bad at loosing arguments.
Talks about his shit a lot.
Some similarities with an egomaniac and smartass.
Playing a few rounds of Call of Duty:
Daniel creates the Lobby extra fast to be the Leader.
"Daniel has the Driver Seat Syndrome again"
Basically, the same as couch potato or sofa spud. Anyways it just means a lazy person who sits on a love seat watching television
Dude: Guy, what is your daily routine?
Guy: I sit on a love seat watching television
Dude: Ok, you are a.
*results printing*
Dude: Love Seat Plant
The person who ALWAYS has to micro-manage EVERYTHING, constantly looking over your shoulder, adding their opinions, and what they deem to be a more proficient way of doing whatever it is, added as corrections to the thing that you are doing in the right way in the first instance.
"Buddy, STOP BACK-SEAT DRIVING!!!
A term used for a female who is so obese that she cannot squat over a toilet properly to urinate without her ass hitting the back of the toilet and so she has to settle for pissing on the front part of the toilet seat instead of into the toilet bowl. A yellow puddly mess usually results as the bitch is usually too fat and lazy to clean up after herself.
Barbara cut down on the mac'n' cheese you're going to end up a yellow seat girl!
Ugh, piss all over the seat again in the KFC toilets. Damn these fat, slovenly yellow seat girls!
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A Airline ticket for fat people that is actually two tickets for one person that is too fat to fit in one seat.
Your momma is so fat, she has to buy two fat seat tickets instead of one fat seat ticket
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When there is a person who is the position to play mind games with another.
Candy was in the cat-bitd seat when she got a dip on the side afterher man got caught wiht that hoe.
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A sex position in which the girl sits on the edge of a chair while the guy, on his knees in front of the chair, pumps her.
Last night, he had me on the edge of my seat!
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