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When you drink a whole can of Arizona tea and have some left in your mouth. Wait about an hour to let the tea savor into your tongue. Then have your companion have their ass cheeks open for you to spit the tea in and you fuck the asshole untill you bust. When you bust you stick a firework in the asshole and light it up. The nut and shit and the tea will protect the asshole but make the firework explode louder and bigger
(Girl 1)It was fourth of July and we did sweet America! (Girl 2) whaaat my man did that last year! (Girl 3) I wanna do it.
Also known as BOA, they are the organization who runs one of the largest competitive high school marching band circuits in America. Their largest competition, Grand Nationals (also called Grand Nats) in Indianapolis, Indiana, is known to be rigged towards bands from Indiana, along with certain bands from Texas who are willing to pay up.
Person 1: Man, I can't believe that Castle, Brownsburg, and Fishers made it into Grand Nats Finals over American Fork, O'Fallon Township, and Moe & Gene Johnson
Person 2: That's just Bands of America for you
A guy with no friends
Bill: name one friend
Dave:(silence)
Bill: oh wow, you're like America the guy
What's that sport that is only played in one country? Oh yeah, america ball
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A free first person shooter game released by the U.S. Army. It is supposedly realistic, but is in almost every way unrealistic. It is just Counter Strike with Army models.
If it were realistic there would be no crosshairs. You would have to aim down the sight for good accuracy. BUT, it is all fire from the hip RAMBO bullshit.
IF it were realistic, there would be gore and blood. Blood would be all over they players body from his comrades being blown away by an RPG. But no blood, no gore. Really realistic.....
If it were realistic, firing a M249 SAW WHILE running at FULL AUTO would have ZERO accuracy. In America's Army however, you can kill someone down a fucking street.
America's Army, while a fun game to kill some time with, depicts the Army as being a fun shoot em up thing to make gullible kids join. Good Job Army..
Dude, Like Im soo gonna join the Army and fire the SAW from the hip and kill dem sand niggers like in the game..!
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a female with a pale white body, blue pubic hair, and red hair.
"Hey look its Ha-I mean Ms. America."
"Do you still have those noods?"
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A shitty mexie team that uses the ref to buy championships.
Club America = the Juventus of Mexico
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