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When you braid the hairs of your armpit into a beautiful flowing array of pure armpit beauty
My barber saw my sick armpit noodle and was like: "Bro sick pit flow man"
A small yellow birb who is always angry and likes to eat people's toes at 3am
Be careful, as when you say it's name 3 times in a row, nothing will happen. But when you go to sleep it will haunt you.
Person 1: hey dude what is a mangi noodle
Person 2: don't say its name!!!!
Person 1: it's probably a myth-
*gets eaten by mangi noodle*
Person2: HOLY SH-
1) the post-coitus shape of the male genitalia.
2) when your dick soggy after a good fuck
Yo, she got me so good I had swamp noodle for like 3 days after.
A girl who teases a guy to a full on hard on then walks away leaving him to suffer.
I'm really horny and not wearing any panties... oh sorry, gotta go home. thanks for dinner. (noodle tickeler)
When you pick your nose, and a bogie is attached to both your nose and finger simultaneously and is very very long and refuses to let go
Kyle picked his nose and a nose noodle came out
When someone’s personality is shifty.
Damn Phoenix is such a loose noodle he just can’t keep his shit straight
The go to food for college students.
Aw crap! I’m poor and got no food in the fridge. I’ve been starving for 3 days and only got $2! What can I get? RAMEN NOODLES!