A cross between a douchebag and a wet noodle
Look at that douche-noodle who cut us off ?? Now they’re driving in front of us like, a granny driving home from Sunday church.
a projectile from the mouth...most likely being a noodle.or spit,or basically anything.this most-likely happens when some one is really excited,or just retarded.it is quite funny,but some times disgusting if you fall victim to a laser-noodle
awesome-dude-with-long-hair: dewd,i was at game stop the other day,it was so awesome.
weird-girl-with-domo-backpack: game stop!(at this point the girl shoots a laser-noodle across the table and hits sasquach
awesome-dude-with-long-hair: lawlz!
1) the post-coitus shape of the male genitalia.
2) when your dick soggy after a good fuck
Yo, she got me so good I had swamp noodle for like 3 days after.
noodles that skye eats after she drops them on the floor
ewww did you just eat floor noodles?!
When you pick your nose, and a bogie is attached to both your nose and finger simultaneously and is very very long and refuses to let go
Kyle picked his nose and a nose noodle came out
When someone’s personality is shifty.
Damn Phoenix is such a loose noodle he just can’t keep his shit straight