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nose queef

A squeaky sneeze

Danal-*sneezes*

Nadeau- lol nose queef!

by 01dc2itr September 3, 2015


Nose garbage

Bad quality Cocaine

Gotta admit Clarance, this ain't nose garbage!

by Clarance Whorley July 16, 2018


Polo Nose

Refers to the white ring of residue left on someone's nostril/s after snorting cocaine, and it's similarity to the ring shaped mint.

"Mate, Gazza. Sort yer polo nose out before someone sees!"

by Green_Gecko March 10, 2019


The Magic Nose

Nitrous Oxide, as administered at the dentist's office

I was afraid of the dentist until he offered me the magic nose.

by Snozzberries420 July 31, 2010


Nose Buster

Nose Buster: when someone tells such a bad joke/pickup line, that you just want to punch yourself in the face and break your own nose.

OPPOSITE: Gut Buster
when someone tells such a good joke you bust your gut laughing.

A Nose Buster situation:
"Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose."
"What?"
*(reaches up and gently squeezes their nose)
"BEEP!" (chortle chortle)
"Your lame."

by goldpie December 29, 2010


a nose load

Blowing an excessive amount of mucus into a kleenex. Usually a result from holding in snot in public as not to have to blow one's nose publicly. Also a result of cold season. Similar to blowing a load, but with one's nose.

Joe: *blows a nose load*
Rob: "Damn Joe."
Joe: "What? You know I'm allergic to pollen."
Rob: "Yeah but look at that tissue. It's overflowing with mucus and it's getting on your hand..."
Joe: "Ever since I ran out of Claritins I've been filling up kleenex like a G-rated Ron Jeremy."
Rob: "Whatever, just go wash your hands."

by pistolpete332 February 8, 2013


Nose Lifting

The verb form of "turning your nose up" at something.

Logan did some serious nose lifting when Connor suggested he go on a double date. No way he was going to deal with that again!

by DJWL29 February 2, 2020