Bloomin' Onion

When a prolapse anus is present and you place a small cup of dipping sauce in the center. Any sauce is acceptable but "Bloom Sauce" is the traditional favorite.

I railed her till I gave her a pink sock then realized I had a hankering for a Bloomin' Onion so I grabbed some ranch from the fridge and went to town!

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onion chopped

When a person is fucked SO hard they cry...but in a good way.

Man....I onion chopped that bitch so hard she used my whole box of Kleenex.

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Onion Ring

When someone puts a peeled, unchopped onion up their rectum. They then fart in front of people and gain sexual gratification from when people ask 'who's cooking onions because they smell like shit?'

Wow, someone's cooking bad onions!

Nah, don't worry. Chris has onion ring!

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cooked onion

Being fired from your job.

My boss said, "Kiley, I need to let you go. You're all done here - you're a cooked onion."

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Onion Nugget

Onion nugget. Ugly on the outside. Ugly on the inside. Onion nugget.

She is such an onion nugget.

Oh onion nuggets!!

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onion booty

booty looking so damn good it makes you want to cry. Positive- eye candy. Negatively- booty smells so bad makes you want to cry. Booty that disrespects the fabric of your jeans and the smell disrespects your nostrils.

Shes got that onion booty flavor in her jeans.

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Sweet Onions

The smell of disgusting murky ball sweat, through your hairy gooch into unwiped your anus after a wet shit.

Hey morgan did you smell tylers sweet onions, they are nasty as fuck man.

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