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An expression of surprise and partial disbelief. Not to be taken literally. Also used as a challenge.
Well bugger me if you'll be getting an example!
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when something makes you laugh so hard it “sent you”. Think of people in a group running away because something is so funny.
“did you see that picture of James Charles’ ass?” “Yes oh my god that sent me”
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A phrase used to respond to a ridiculously untrue statement. Can also be used to reply to a laughable argument.
Literal: don't fuck with me/don't waste my time
Similar to: "bitch please" "whatever!"
Friend: But Ronaldo is better than Messi because he is more tan.
Me: Pero no me jodas!!!
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when a Girl says “breed me” she means she wants you to fuck her til’ she cant walk ( and wants you to load her with yo kids) 🐺🐺 but she a keeper so marry her u fat fuck
I want Ryan to breed me. He’s sexy, funny, AND smart.
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I wish I could get Windows 2000 but unfortunately I am stuck with this crappy OS until further notice.
Action: MSN Messenger is currently unavailable.
Reaction: Crash
Action: Internet Explorer as caused an error.
Reaction: Freeze everything. Crash
Action: Windows ME starts up
Reaction: Crash
Action: Hit 'Enter' key
Reaction: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Error. Blue Screen. Ctrl+Alt+Delete. Screen turns black. Crash.
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A phrase meaning "I don't know," or "How should I know?" It can sometimes be used in an indignant manner.
Person #1: Where's my left shoe?
Person #2: Search me.
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"So why are you still here?" Harry asked Ron.
"Search me," said Ron.
"Go home then," said Harry.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by JKR, pg. 308 (US edition)
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Small town in southern Maine, right on the border of New Hampshire. No police station, no fancy lines on the roads or sidewalks, volunteer fire department. Excellent place to grow up and raise Hell.
+Where you from, Man?
=Lebanon.
+The country? God damn...
=Naw dude, Lebanon, Me.
+Awww sweet, you must like lobster huh?
=Fuck off.
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