After Market Equipment

After Market Equipment refers to a woman's fake tits.

She got some serious After Market Equipment going on!

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to live happily ever after

to live in one's little alternate utopic reality, while tripping on drugs.

stop trying to live happily ever after; you won't get very far with the Unforgiveables.

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Girls born after 1993

-can't cook
-mcdonalds
-charge they phone
-twerk
-be bisexual
-eat hot chip and lie

girls born after 1993 SUX!!!!!!!

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After-Sport-Man-Flops

Those black or white flip flops with no toe piece. It usually goes with the mesh shorts down past the ass, and adidas knee high socks. The 'cool' version of a tourist.

Nick was wearing those After-Sport-Man-Flops, he wanted to look cool, but he just succeeded in looking like he had red legs due to his socks being up higher than his pants.

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faded into obscurity after being

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faded into obscurity after being LMAO

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after sex phone call

Call made to tell significant other you just nailed (got nailed by) someone other than them.

"Hi honey, just lettin you know I just banged -insert name- and well they screw better bye.

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Third Degree After Burner

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a women in the traditional doggie style position. You then give the women an enema with a highly flammable alcoholic drink like Bacardi 151, You then ask the women to fart and light it on fire it hits you in the chest like the after burner on a jet aircraft. Except with this one you will probably have Third Degree Burns.

The Third Degree After Burner is extremly hazardous, please do not attempt at home.

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