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Semenical

Adj. Relating to something that makes one "squirt"

Can be used in many ways.

"His dick size is so semenically hilarious that it made me squirt!"

"You made me squirt with semenical joy!"

by Hurtin' 4 a squirtin' June 16, 2011


Semenical

An adjective that can be used when relating to something that makes you "squirt"

Can be used in many ways.

"That joke was burstingly semenical that I squirted!"

"Presto's lack of ability to spell filled me with such semenical laughter that I just about exploded in my pants"

"The size of Mitchel's dick is semenically hilarious"

by Hurtin' 4 a squirtin' June 15, 2011


The Semenator

Kneire is The Semenator

I AM THE SEMENATOR!!! - kneire

by love3den January 28, 2022


semen mixer

A Gay Pride fund-raising party or charity gala, where donations typically derive from wealthy, older gay men who attend in order to prey on the younger, poorer ones.

Only superficially resembling a party, these events tend more to emphasize social networking and jockeying for position within the local community. As the term implies, these events are often given over-the-top sexualized themes, if only to attract many attendees while simultaneously distracting them from the fact that there's no actual partying or sex going on.

The opposite of a semen mixer is a bachanal.

That party we'd heard about turned out to just be a semen mixer. It was like a box social from the 1930's combined with a women's sewing circle. We just left early and rented a movie instead.

by Limbo Fox August 7, 2011


funky semen

David Funk's navy name. Also used to describe bad semen that has been ejaculated out of the head of the penis.

Funky Semen's going to be the best Naval officer that there ever was. That girl just got filled with his funky semen.

by Funky Semen February 28, 2017


Semen Challenge

When porn stars have to pretend they enjoy having semen in their mouth for hours on end. Happens a lot in porn. And in Muslim countries. Also known as Jizz Hardship.

Ah hell, Bucky is humpin Butchie on the wrong end again. Go outside and break it up will you? Poor Butchie is 15 years old! Old dog never signed up for no semen challenge, specially not on a Sunday.

by whooer's your daddy November 10, 2018


John Semen

The act of of cumming inside her then immediately turning invisible

Awe shit I just got John Semend

by Cleatus fat cockus April 2, 2021