Lock Fetish

To love/ collect locks

You really have a lock fetish

Num lock

Typically used for the autorun function on any online MMORPG, it is the gamer's equivalent to cruise control.

person 1: "Can you believe how far it is to the next town?"
person 2: "Nah its easy, just num lock and go grab a snack"

Cheeto Lock

Severe constipation caused by the mass consumption of Cheetos, locking up your bowels and causing you to pass out on the toilet.

Somebody help me unlock the bathroom. Wade has passed out from Cheeto Lock.

Keep it locked

Iconic tagline for community radio station RTRFM 92.1, frequently used by presenters during talk breaks. It encourages listeners to not touch the radio dial or turn off the audio stream when 'locked' on RTRFM.

Keep it locked to RTRFM 92.1, the Sound Alternative.

Devin Lock

The sexiest guy in town, everyone wants to bang him.

Oh boy I am getting very wet after seeing Devin Lock

jizz lock

When getting lockjaw from giving so many blowjobs and eating the cum

Sarah: Ohw youd doingh?
Jim: What? I can't understand you at all.
Danny: She's got jizz lock from all that blowbang she did last night.
Sarah: ugh huhh.

radio locked

Radio Locked is when you reached your destination and you don't want to leave your vehicle because a good song is on. Therefore, you are ending up late for an appointment, work, or class because you have to finish listening to a song.

Driver: Ah dang, I really need to go inside and get my hair done, but this song is so good.
Passenger: Right? But we are completely Radio Locked!