macho pot

a drinking tradition of putting together a wide range of ingreadients (hard alcohol, beer, juice ,soda, and possibly contents of of cabinets and fridge into a large jug or pitcher and passing it around the party often while singing.

macho pots often contian at least one unappealing ingreadient.

song-Macho, macho pot, who wants to drink the macho pot!

Dude that macho pot last night was janky but was still so good!

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Pot Rape

To be dutched with pot without consent.

Can sometimes be forceful.

Bob: Do you want a bong?
Sally: No thanks.
Bob: *Blows smoke from bong right into sallys mouth*
Geoffery: Now thats some serious Pot Rape.

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pot rocket

Pieces of marijuana cigarettes (usually hot embers of searing pain, that's always my luck) that shoot into your esophageal passageway (via a nice ricochet against the uvula), lodging itself in a nice bed of mucosal membrane, which causes gagging and/or premature expellation of said adultarant.

Here is the Pot Rocket Threat-Board, with the highest threat first:

1. A one-hitter, or "bat" pipe.

2. A clean glass pipe without a carb.

3. A clean glass pipe with a carb.

4. Kelly.

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Nutty pot

When you have semen ejaculated into your anus while simultaneously ejaculating.

Chet totally gave me a nutty pot last night.

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Pots and pans

Describing somebody who is poor. Additionally, it can be used to describe anything that is poverty-stricken.

1) Look at that guy's jacket, he's totaly pots and pans
2) She broke up with him because she could not take his pots and pans lifestyle
3) Damn nigga it's pots and pans up in this bitch!

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Crock-Pot

Going to a friend's house when they are not home, shitting in their toilet, closing the lid and letting it simmer until they find it upon their return.

Matt Parish has been the perpetrator of several horrific crock-pottings.

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Cheese pot

After you finger a "woman" with Cheetos dust on your Falangies

Sally let Greg dip his fingers in the cheese pot at the party.

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