When your on the most important question on your test....and your stupid pencil rips through the page...-_-
"Damn man!, that ripped test page is going to give you scars from your parents!"
flip to this page in any nearby book, read the first sentence, and that describes your love life
“did you check out page 206??”
A homosexual man from Turkmenistan and is addicted to inhaling farts.
Guy 1: "I saw Ethan Page inhaling some guys farts"
Guy 2: "Yeah, looks like he was giving him a dirty submarine"
The sexiest man alive; often known for his humongous dick. Known for his amazing sex (with women) and his support for minorities. He is very based.
Girl 1: OMG I met Ethan Page, he is so good at sex with his massive penis.
Girl 2: Damn bring me next time.
a yellow book with very moist pages and piss
"those are some nice moist pages you got there"
A e-book (on kindle fire for example) that is too good to put down.
The Hunger Games is a real page flicker!