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When a girl fingers your asshole causing blood, lube, and fecal matter to mix. Her finger is now covered with it.
She wanted to experiment with my asshole and the next thing I know her knuckles were dripping with prostate paste.
To creampie a girl on her period
“Yo I’m gonna nut in Hannah tonight”
“Isn’t she on her period though?”
“Yeah, I’m shrimp pasting her tonight”
The gooey buildup of sweat, baby powder & dead skin that accumulates on/around a person's genitals after going without bathing for an extended period of time.
I tried to give him/her some head, but all the crotch paste grossed me out
When someone is a second before a pre-seen disaster
She is drinking too much and saying she is not drunk, a second later she throw up on everybody
"Be Careful this girl is past Carnage"
Referencing a big night of drinking with work colleagues and/or clients. Most often used in referencing professionals in the sales and/or finance industry. The term originates from a comment made by one colleague about another referencing the fact that her colleagues were animals, like animals in the zoo, however, to the benefit of all in society, zoo animals are kept in cages, whereas, her colleagues are free to roam the city, thus the night was "way past zoo."
Joe asked, Max how the meeting with the sales team from Topeka was. Max replied, "It was totally out of control, I think Bob got arrested, Tony definitely pushed the hotel piano into the pool, and I have no idea where Luis is . . . it was way past zoo. Way past zoo."
our lord a savior carrot paste (carapace) a superhero turtle sent from the heavens
holy carrot paste (carapace) sent from the heavens!
A phrase presumably used to mean "recent past." This is a phrase that has been around for a very long time (at least since the 1920's or 30's, probably longer) but is such an underwhelming turn of phrase that comes off as simultaneously pompous and pretentious, that in the year 2023 no one has yet bothered to even enter it into Wiktionary or any other online dictionary. So its time has come, and it is now being entered into one of the greatest dictionaries to grace humanity with its presence. :-)
Arnold Rimmer (character in the TV show Red Dwarf): "It happened in the past period."
Lister: "Past period!? Rimmer, English speakers don't speak like that."
Adapted from Red Dwarf episode "Balance of Power"