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When a person wears a used maxi pad as an eye patch.
I was at a party and woke up with a crimson eye patch.
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The left over sugar in the bottom of a bag of sour patch kids.
High Kid 1: yo man i love eating the sugar at the bottom of these sour patch kids.
High Kid 2: you mean the sour patch jizz?
When you smear fecal mater on you chin in an effort to pass it off as a beard.
Did you see Frankie's new beard? Ya, it's a Columbian soul patch.
the act of eating a girl out while she is taking a dump. If you've done this, should probably reevaluate your life or at least get a blumpkin in return.
Oh it's because I was doing a dirty soul patch on this slut. I guess I forgot to wipe...
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When a girl goes number one before getting her pussy ate out. It's sour at first, but the more you lick it, the sweeter it gets.
Her pussy tasted funny at first. I think she was a sour patch girl.
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A smaller patch of hair located in the center on man's chest.
Girl: I love the hair between your pecks baby.
Boy: You mean this sexy man patch?
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