Pen Pain

1. The feeling after the rubber grip on a pen rubs on the side of your finger for hours on end while drawing and or writing.

2. When your fingers become incredibly stiff after drawing for hours on end.

3. When you mess up a drawing while inking it.

4. When you're so pissed because you can't think of something to draw you stab your pen into your body repeatedly creating 17 new orifices.

1/2. "I would help you with carrying those, but I have some extreme pen pain."

3. "FUCKING PEN PAIN."

4. "Dude, why are you in the hospital!?"

"Pen pain."

bad pen pal

You meet a girl on a date, but realize you're not quite ready to get in a relationship. She calls you messy but reluctantly gives you her phone number. She then calls you her best pen pal and you talk every day on the phone. You realize later that life is short and you want more than pen pals. You ask her things like do pen pals kiss and she asks if you want to go to Mexico with her. A few months later, you find yourself renting a house next door to her but not sure how to surprise her with it.

Girl: did your phone get hacked? pen pals don't ask about kissing
Guy: I've been thinking about kissing you, I've been a bad pen pal

Pen-ultimate Spew

The Deepwater Horizon oil spill (also referred to as the BP oil spill, the BP oil disaster, the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, and the Macondo blowout)

There seems to be no standardized term to describe this event, which occurred on 4/20/2010.
"Penultimate Spew" describes both the magnitude and messiness.

Oil from the pen-ultimate spew is still washing ashore after 4 years.

clicked a pen

An idiom, generally used when referring to teachers, describes when a person looks extremely mad at someone else or yourself, and they (in their head) "click a pen", ready to write someone up, or explode on the offender later.

Did you see the way Mr. Rogers was looking at me? He totally just clicked a pen in his head.

shit pen

Someone who isn’t very bright in what he or she says or does.

Keaton: “Briggs is butt naked open.”
Nicholas: “There is 3 people guarding him you shit pen.”

Nod Pen

The hood name for a “Narcan shot!”

Yo’yo’yo’ hand me that “Nod Pen” this Broad is O D ing over here I can’t catch a body, “not again” “Fuck why does this shit keep happening?”

stylus pen

Ink pen type

I bought a stylus pen to write with.