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A girl with extemely tight genitalia, So tight in fact that if called upon, could possibly bend exhaust pipes.
She was so tight I thought I was caught in a pipe bender.
She was a real pipe bender.
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When two penises are filling a woman at the same time. Can be any combination of holes - one penis at each end, or both in the same hole.
I can't believe Jeremy and your dad gave your mom a double piping this morning! Does she have my #?
Christine was super enthusiastic for the two-for-one deal until she realized it was just an old-fashioned double piping.
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Your dick, when used in a pestering manner.
Like when your pestering your wife or your bitch for sex. You take it out and start smackin their ass or the their leg.
"Put that damn pester pipe away!! I'm tired."
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A male and female couple who like to smoke mad twak together on the low . The pals prefer to stay smoking solo and sort rocks and fuck and munch out and also they are kinda odd but like likeable you know ? They are too rare to die and to strange to live caught in the tangle of the balance . They are up to good when they are doing no good . Otherwise you wouldn’t even know they exist . Don’t spray paint your car and also don’t let her try to kill the spider that wiggles and jiggles beside her . Her name is pip And inside her butt my finger did slip so my balls took A dip her clit was so wet I took a sip her tittys form for me to grip .
Her. Ever since our we became pipe pals I have had my period and I was wondering if you could load another bowl ?
Him . Put a blood mouse in it already and bleed silently oh wait you haven’t had a period tho. My bad I coulda put a baby in you pipe pal . I’ll load another bowl as soon as u get me a q tip and the torch .
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When you hold a plastic pipe to your bare ass and pump a brown package through it
Hey Kieran hold the other end of this pipe
"haha i just pipe sharted in your ear!"
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I just got them twice pipes put on the Bronco. It sounds bitchin!
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