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When a young lady gets cum on her belly, does not wash her hands, then cooks a delicious pork dinner for strangers.
Damn, that swine was good, but I can't believe that pork trotter didn't even wash her hands before cooking!
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An old ladies fanny: You got to chew through the crust and lick off the jelly to get to the meat. .like a pork pie.
Dickhead 1: Fuck me she's fit!
Dickhead 2: Noway! She must be about 70, I bet she's got a proper pork pie!
Dickhead 1: . .And? All the more flavour. *Licks Lips*
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When a dude takes his penis (balls included) out and smashes them onto a window for all on the other side to see. Typically performed at a bar or club.
John gave the girls in Sigma Mu a pork chop.
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Analingus performed by or on a large woman.
Woman: "Do you want the pork special?"
Dan: "Uhh....yeah."
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Drop your panties and get ready for some hot loving
Man 'Do you fancy some belly pork tonight?'
Lady 'I'll be on the bed with my legs akimbo'
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Pork Shutters are much like camel toes...when you can see you can see the inmprint of a womans pussy thru her pants.
check out the pork shutters on that chick....
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Having two forms of meat during breakfast, e.g., Bacon and Sausage.
I've been eating healthy all week, so tomorrow I'm going to engage in all-out parallel porking.
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