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When a young lady gets cum on her belly, does not wash her hands, then cooks a delicious pork dinner for strangers.
Damn, that swine was good, but I can't believe that pork trotter didn't even wash her hands before cooking!
An old ladies fanny: You got to chew through the crust and lick off the jelly to get to the meat. .like a pork pie.
Dickhead 1: Fuck me she's fit!
Dickhead 2: Noway! She must be about 70, I bet she's got a proper pork pie!
Dickhead 1: . .And? All the more flavour. *Licks Lips*
When a dude takes his penis (balls included) out and smashes them onto a window for all on the other side to see. Typically performed at a bar or club.
John gave the girls in Sigma Mu a pork chop.
Analingus performed by or on a large woman.
Woman: "Do you want the pork special?"
Dan: "Uhh....yeah."
Pork Shutters are much like camel toes...when you can see you can see the inmprint of a womans pussy thru her pants.
check out the pork shutters on that chick....
Drop your panties and get ready for some hot loving
Man 'Do you fancy some belly pork tonight?'
Lady 'I'll be on the bed with my legs akimbo'
Pork which has the metallic tangy taste of blood, which is bitter like stale tears, devouring such pork whilst watching Maury Povich.
I can feel a bit of bitter pork coming on. Indeed, get the guns.