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When a married homeless woman with wet brain flirts with her husbands junky friends.
Damn, did you see Shay last night? She was doing the Pussy Dance for Guy all night long.
The five o'clock shadow that occurs not too long after a girl shaves her pussy.
Man, my face is all chafed from going down on this girl with hobo pussy.
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Unable to get chicks or pussy. Guaranteed to fuck up any chance of getting a woman.
Like water is to a waterproof watch, a pussy-proof man is to pussy.
We were talking to these decent chicks, but as soon as they realized that Darren was so pussy-proof, they walked out on us.
Bro, you never hook-up because you are pussy-proof.
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Drinking a beer or any other alcoholic drink slowly.
Hey, quit pussy lipping that beer like a little bitch.
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A word used to pressure some one to fight if that person doesn't choose not to.
Boy: I'm not fighting you man.
Boy 2: You a pussy!
Boy: Fuck you (Punches Boy 2)
Boy and Boy 2: (Fighting Each Other)
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enjoying giving a woman oral so much it puts you in a state of euphoria.
"She made him pussy drunk; he couldn't stop eating her out."
This is a very luxurious vagina that a lot of people wish they could own, but only very few people can actually afford. It (the vagina) not only looks fantastic, but also feels exceptional on the inside.
I know that woman has a "Cadillac Pussy" but I just can't afford it.
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