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Random Bastard is an individual who has been chosen using the ol "Throw a phone book in the air, and throw a dart at the resulting open page"Method.
The term was taken from the movie starring Steve Martin titled The Jerk. Throughout the film Steve Martins Character is stalked by a bumbling fat ass grease ball of a raving, militant, lunatic, sniper, serial killer who chose his victims this way. Upon completing the process the killer exclaimed "I got you now you Random Bastard, son of a bitch." and referred to his targets in this way mumbling under his breath and stalking them throughout the movie.
The term is used to refer to people you dont know or bump into walking down the street.
Generally it infers an underlying contemptuous or punitive tone.
An example of its use in a driving situation, shouted, uttered or mumbled by someone who politely drives down the road all the while cussing at everyone who crosses their path. (and closet smoking)
Hang up and drive!, get the hell over! DIE YOU RANDOM BASTARD!
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Previously used in Olde English and was understood to be the act of copulation between two men at 'colourful' nightclubs.
Example: Isn't a random stab something that happens on party evenings at Rainbows when the lights go out' Otis
Now known as: A wild accusation by a Coventry fan
My sincerest apologes Ben, I did not mean to imply you were bent. Not there's anything wrong with that, if you are actually gay. Sorry. The perfect random stab.
Someone drifting over the edge with homophobic remarks
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A type of sentence that has the opposite meaning but it is so random that it actually makes sense in the proper meaning...
Random-anim
Person "your favorite band the dukes of windsor sound like old white dog shit,"
Retard "no they do."
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A party where attendees are welcome to bring or invite other individuals without the need for the hosts approval. Usually coincides with heavy drinking and beer games.
Weren't you the guy who streaked at random fest last week? I don't know you, leave me alone, yeah maybe.
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ass wholes who have no lives so they have to put shit on urband dictionary. Whatever the only reason we're doing this is b/c the fucking bitches who write shit abuot ppl on here need to stop. yeah it was funny at first but now that u guys have all the wrong information its all fucked up
bitches who have no lives like kate the junior whos short and fat, or keith who looks like a baby oh so ugly to bad .. if u all think you can put shit on here but not get it back ur seriously fucking urself. so stop and maybe get a fucking life while ur at it
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Possibly the most universal word. It is the word to use when you cannot be bothered thinking of another word to use. Best used with the prefixes highly-, ridiculously-, seriously- awesome ridiculously
"That sounds like an awesome, seriously-random idea to me."
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a board on game faqs that promotes stupidity
pikadeth enjoys posting on random insanity
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