A God named Eminem who decided to say "Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated" and become a Rap God, even though he already was.
Damn bitch! That Em is the Rap God!
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A form of music that sounds like a stroke victim trying to deliver a speech; it is often incomprehensible and illogical. Characteristics of Mumble Rap include:
1) The rapper's stage name starts with "Lil" (Lil Wayne, Lil Pump, Lil Uzi Vert, Lil Yachty, etc.)
2) Lyrics are about sex, money, drugs, or fame with no originality
3) Mumble Rap is most often listened to by emotionally confused teens that get high (or vape) in groups in public areas
"...I didn't wanna rap like all these other rappers that's rapping right now with their same cadence... I can do it:
HEeDAHBAH-DUBAHDAH-UHH! HUuMANA-DUBADAH-BAHHH! DAABAHAEADAHAEBUADAH!"
- Snoop Dogg, 2015 on mumble rap
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The **SLIGHTLY** Diffrent pronunciation of the word crap. also used when shocked.
Dude 1: Hey did you Study for the test?
Dude 2: What test?
Also dude 2: Cuh-RAP ! I forgot about that!
when are Dj's jamming in the street and MCs are rapping to the beat. Usually the neighbors downstairs cannot sleep because the people upstairs are stomping their feet.It's not like they're starting a riot
but they'll call the cops because they want some quiet.
Oh my God I think I'm having a rap attack.
Somebody get a doctor quick man
she's having an attack.
She said rap attack, man, not heart attack
Oh, you mean she's alright then?
Of course!
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Person 1: Hey you know who the rap god is right?
Person 2: Eminem.
Person 1: Hell yea.
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a document of a person's arrest history.
Tony Carlo has a rap sheet as long as my arm.
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First of all, contrary to what mumble rappers and hardcore fans of mumble rappers would like you to believe, mumble rap is real. And in most cases, it's simply not okay. You know you are listening to Mumble rap if you run into the following:
1. You cannot understand what the fuck they are saying.
2. You can to some degree but are still concerned about their intelligence and/or speech capabilities.
3. You cannot understand what the fuck they are saying.
4. It's impossible to sing along short of humming or speaking complete gibberish yourself.
5. You cannot understand what the fuck they are saying.
When the 5 main tell-tell signs above are stressed, they are not referring to a couple of words you may have had trouble hearing correctly and mistake for something else. You cannot, and I mean CANNOT understand the entirety of the song WITHOUT looking up the lyrics. You always have to look up the lyrics of any song, but with most NORMAL songs, you have guesses of what is actually said in full. With Mumble Rap, you have ABSOLUTELY, NO FUCKING IDEA, AT ALL, of what is actually said. Even if you have special linguist powers and do guess some of the words, you'll most likely be surprised to find out there are 4 or 5 words in the hook that you did not even pick up on, let alone make sense out of. And you'll likely find even more during verses. In fact, the chances of you having a clue of what is said at all during a verse are very very very low. That's how bad Mumble Rap is.
Examples of Mumble Rappers include: Young Thug(Worst case of this motherfucker is the song "Lifestyle"), Desiigner(Goddammit, he is the epitome example of everything written above), Future(To a lesser, but still concerning degree than the two aforementioned)
Other rappers who are not as bad as the three above(Usually, that is) but still have their fair share of problems include: Lil Yachty, Lil Uzi Vert, and Quavo from Migos(And many many more)
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