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When you finger a man or woman and get shit on your finger
Guy 1: Yo dude, Cassandra just gave me a copper ring last night it’s fucking gross
Guy 2: ew nasty get away from me
A dangerous ring that enhances your magic stat and may or may not cause you to kill your friend in a trance. Sold by #1 Rated Salesman (1997). Often referred as the Commemorative Ring
Person: I found this random deer girl wearing a thorn ring
Person 2: Lol, frozen chicken go brrr
A gentleman or lady whom whilst speaking, exudes the fiercest and most diabolical amount of falsehoods.
Who was that ring announcer you were talking to there?
Lord of the Rings is an amazing trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien. Lord of the Rings takes place in Middle Earth. Frodo Baggins is a Hobbit and he lives in Shire with his uncle, Bilbo Baggins. One day a grey wizard visits them and sends Frodo and his friends on a giant adventure, to save Middle Earth. In Hobbit his uncle, Bilbo finds a golden,powerful ring in the Misty Mountains while he was on an adventure with Gandalf, the wizard and the dwarves. Frodo needs to take the ring and throw it in the Mountain of Doom of Mordor where Sauron's eye rules. Will they make it alive? Or will someone die? Find out while watching the movies or reading the books!
I reccomend reading the books first and after watching the movies :)
This is a little summary of Lord Of The Rings
Gristle Ring: Noun A direct result of over straining to move a heavy object leads to blowing out the meaty part of the spincther.
Grandson: I'll move those boxes Grandpa!
Grandpa: Watch yourself boy them sum bitches are heavy, careful you don't blow your Gristle Ring clean out your drawers!
When one of your turds is long enough to go around your toilet bowl
Man I just just took a ring arounder and the bathroom stinks
In the UK, a loo ring is simply a toliet seat.
Hip hip cheerio!!! O no, somebody poddled on the loo ring again!!!