When you shit in a condom, then put it in the freezer until frozen, then use it as a dildo.
Hey, last night was crazy. You remember Sharon? She totally did the Rocky Mountain trucker when we went back to her place
Being in a situation resulting in fingering males butthole until acrylic nails are gone and fingers are pooped on
What happened with Jimmy? I had to go to the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory with him.
Fisting ya main hoe while wearin a large amount of rings.
Damn bitch, we was Rocky mountain fisting all night long.
Pretending to shotgun a Coors Light with your friends and blowing into the beer can while pointing the can opening towards your intended target. Your friend should be covered in an ice cold shower of beer.
Instead of shotgunning the beer, he turned the beer towards his friend and gave him a rocky mountain shower.
When the original generation X .”Rocky” has to temporarily stop being humble, bc necessity has compelled him to humble another. Usually he’s defending his friends, women, or family….or a stranger in need.
You can try to fuck with Rocky , but don’t ever fuck with Rocky Ray.
He’s not Rocky Ray, Rocky Ray has an aura that makes you want to be him!
A noun that is code for beer. Was first used by Mitchell talking on the phone to his frat bros and trying to chaperone a marching band competition.
"So, uh, you want some of that Rocky Mountain Goodness, then, yeah?"
That final moment of clarity when he realizes that the “sports” bar his chatty, new male friends have taken him to is in fact a gay bar
Denver was great except that we missed that great , little vinyl lounge because the insurance agent need a Rocky Mountain Reality Check.