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A small penis man named rocky who lays in bed all day complaining about having small genitals. Usealy enjoys homosexual activities with with people just like him self
"Hey rich have you seen rocky..no? he probly off being a ROCKY DU'COCKY then"
So you' re doing a few lines of peruvian flake, bolivian baking soda, cuban cocaine, which still just cocaine, and you frantically reach for a tissue, blow your nose and half the 8ball is gleaming back at you from inside the biological weapon of snot you just produced....well congratulations, you hold in your hand some grade - A - Rocky Mountain Oyster
'alright bro, gonna whip up a quick batch of rocky mountain oysters in your bathroom sink, and then lets finish this ball. I'n Dr. Rockzo and I love, c-c-cocaine.'
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Pretending to shotgun a Coors Light with your friends and blowing into the beer can while pointing the can opening towards your intended target. Your friend should be covered in an ice cold shower of beer.
Instead of shotgunning the beer, he turned the beer towards his friend and gave him a rocky mountain shower.
When you shit in a condom, then put it in the freezer until frozen, then use it as a dildo.
Hey, last night was crazy. You remember Sharon? She totally did the Rocky Mountain trucker when we went back to her place
One bad ass mother fucker. Perfectly thick and juicy, who has the best mullet of them all , and has a hard throbbing COCK and any given time ready to impregnate any woman within a 40 mile radios. Only 40 miles because that how much gas is left in his badass yukon xl
When the original generation X .”Rocky” has to temporarily stop being humble, bc necessity has compelled him to humble another. Usually he’s defending his friends, women, or family….or a stranger in need.
You can try to fuck with Rocky , but don’t ever fuck with Rocky Ray.
He’s not Rocky Ray, Rocky Ray has an aura that makes you want to be him!
That final moment of clarity when he realizes that the “sports” bar his chatty, new male friends have taken him to is in fact a gay bar
Denver was great except that we missed that great , little vinyl lounge because the insurance agent need a Rocky Mountain Reality Check.