Russian Hands, Roman Fingers

Russian Hands = "rush in" hands to feel boobs
Roman Fingers = "roaming fingers" to feel boobs

I have Russian Hands, Roman Fingers!!

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Roman Pantheon worship

A religion that is a revival of the worship of all the gods of the ancient Romans. The style of worship is the same as that of the ancient Romans. The people in the movement claim that just because any gods are no longer worshiped doesn't mean the don't exist.

He's into Roman pantheon worship.

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Reverse Roman Candle

A very special form of Suicide, only seen on the Fourth of July (US) and on New Years Eve (worldwide). You contemplate suicide and at the last minute change your mind... Only to have the bullets from celebratory gunfire rain down on your head, killing you anyway.

As seen on 5 Second Films -- Reference "Bullets Come Down".

Officer Sminkle: What happened here?
Witness: This man was murdered!!
Officer Sminkle: Nope, can't be murder when <points to hole in ceiling> it's obviously a "Reverse Roman Candle". That wraps up this case.

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Greco-Roman Pullout Technique

This is the centuries old tried and tested method of a man pulling his penis out of the vagina just prior to male orgasm in order to prevent pregnancy.

This act may also involve a facial, Cream Pie, Map of Hawaii, or other known jiz patterns.

I was banging your old lady and since I didn't have a condom, I used the old Greco-Roman Pullout Technique on her and blew it in her hair.

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salvatorian roman catholic college

Where non evolved boys live. To identify them u must simply look at there short height and smol cocks. Legend has it if u look at the face u will be scarred with a long term condition called salvos disease the reason why the sacred heart language college have turned lesbian or at least bi.

U see him he comes from salvatorian roman catholic college
Me: have u got salvo disease? :/

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Roman Empire reconstitution movement

A movement that seeks to reconstitute or reform the Roman empire both in teratorial extent and type of government either by bring the nations of Europe together or conquest. And then to extend it over the rest of the world till it becomes a world government.

He's in the Roman Empire reconstitution movement.

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The Times New Roman

A rock'n'roll band from Baltimore Maryland, poised to take over the world.

I would leave my husband for The Times New Roman.

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