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a sweet boy... wait, scratch that, he's a retarded liberal who is such a fucking pussy that he still ejaculates in his mother's womb as if it was the acid showers in Auschwitz during the Holocaust. HEADS UP DICKWADS: if your name is Ryan, piss the fuck off because this piece of shit description is directed at Ryan Levi Garcia. thank you
Me: "Stop being such a little bitch and take it in the ass, Ryan."
Ryan: "Shut the fuck up, you future pornstar director. I'll take it... like a fucking man."
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Bitch bitch bitch, he ascts like he owns the world and does not give a fuck about others, he treats people like shit, he has a pussy by the way, he is not a real guy, he calls his friends a slut, and says the he or she had sex with this one guy, and starts bitchy ass rumors that are not true, just for the attention, don't trust this hoe, he's a bitch!
"Omg Ryan looks like a fugly ass wipe that's my baby brother used"
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A boy with an anger problem who is a Dick to his friends gets all the ladies and is super thirsty
Michael: "Hey Ryan do you mind sending me pics of tonight's homework I left it at school?"
Ryan: "Michael...
Fuck off"
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Ryan is can be super fucking annoying. And he can be an awful listener, he is also so talkive it makes me go crazy. Don’t go near a Ryan.
Guy: hey is that Ryan?
Other guy: no shut up he’ll notice
Ryan: hey guys
Other guy: fuck you..
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A Ryan is someone who is always unpredictable yet predictable, naive yet impure, and other contradictory things. It can be hard to identify someone as a Ryan, but if they seem to act contradictory to themselves or extremely randomly, they may very well be a Ryan.
Guy 1 -"Hey dude, what's a dank meme?"
Guy 2 - "Seriously?"
Guy 1 - "Send noods"
Guy 2 - "You're such a Ryan!"
Ryan just called me a whore after saying he loves me, I'm so confused.
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That one guy who always is unpredictable yet predictable, naive yet impure, etc. You never really know with a Ryan.
Ryan called me a whore right after saying he loved me. I feel so confused.
"Ryan just asked for nudes."
"I hear Ryan doesn't even know what a dank meme is."
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A little faggot who thinks he's cool with a chose tries to hard to get the ass but can't get it
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