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Otherly known as "Random^2"
Describes something that is unordinarily random. Also used as a random saying or catchphrase. Often used more in txt and written language than verbally.
Its original use was as a saying to depcit that something was so random - it wasn't. This wasn't derived as an abstract saying, but rather a mathematical concept. The logic behind this is often misunderstood, as its meaning is to do with the distribution of probabilities by multiplying two random functions together.
A: u luk lyk a happy duck 2day!
B: Random squared to u2!
insanely awful, terrible, disgusting
white cheddar cheese-its are so square in comparison to goldfish
It's what Angelus Auri calls his penile organ
@staff He touched me in my no-no square!
1. of or referring to a female who is known to associate with asshole-type men, and seems to enjoy being treated like shit.
2. referring to a female who is not present.
1. "Dude, if my square beezy don't hurry up and get her ass back here, I'ma have to sock that hoe."
2. "Seriously, is that broad Michelle a square beezy, or what?"
Someone that is fat or mildly obese.
Someone walks up to his mate and says "You need to go on a diet chubbington square"
Also known as a "tinder tear," this term refers to an individual that crushes major ass on tinder over a time period.
On his latest T Squared, Adam Dynes crushed over 5 different chicks over a 3 month time period.
A square baby is one that comes out so deformed that late term abortion is a mercy. Typically used when describing the side effects (such as Anencephaly) of toxic chemicals during pregnancy e.g., smoking cigarettes, DuPont poisoning the groundwater with C8 in the 40's, Norfolk Southern chemically nuking East Palestine, Ohio in 2023.
Benzene, one of the chemicals released into the atmosphere after February 3rd, 2023 at 8:54 p.m, when the eastbound Norfolk Southern Railway general merchandise freight train 32N derailed on main track 1, is on the Proposition 65 list because it is proven to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm such as miscarriages.
"Hey dad, what's a 'square baby'? At school today our D.A.R.E. officer told us if we did drugs while we were pregnant, we'll have a square baby and everyone laughed"