Sam is a historical breed of man, His loyalty and dedication is unmatched. He is a great boyfriend and even better friend. He has a massive penis and lots of money, any girl would be blessed to have someone like Sam in their life.
Damn lucas, you fucked Samuel El Salmon?!
A curly wurly who thinks hes him. Hes a hair conuisser and has a big nose
Samuel Jay Marinos
That one kid you knew in highschool who committed suicide
Hey remember Samuel Wu?
Haha, i don't either
samuel wating his ex back (martina)
he jurks for her
come here horney Samuel got to tak to you about your....
The act of describing guilty pleasures as normal, daily acts.
He jon samuels'd me. He said he was going to the gym but he went streaking through Richmond Park.