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Samuel El Salmon

Sam is a historical breed of man, His loyalty and dedication is unmatched. He is a great boyfriend and even better friend. He has a massive penis and lots of money, any girl would be blessed to have someone like Sam in their life.

Damn lucas, you fucked Samuel El Salmon?!

by Zlla January 28, 2025


Samuel Denny

Awesome sauce

Things were sad panda before Samuel Denny came

by frankflemming November 12, 2020


Samuel Denny

Awesome sauce

I was so sad panda before Samuel Denny came

by frankflemming November 12, 2020


Samuel Jay Marinos

A curly wurly who thinks hes him. Hes a hair conuisser and has a big nose

Samuel Jay Marinos

by The Bald man13 August 22, 2023


Samuel Wu

That one kid you knew in highschool who committed suicide

Hey remember Samuel Wu?

Haha, i don't either

by Shjwiwisjdbjskslslskso March 7, 2019


horney Samuel

samuel wating his ex back (martina)
he jurks for her

come here horney Samuel got to tak to you about your....

by boqqqqqqqqqq March 17, 2022


jon samuels

The act of describing guilty pleasures as normal, daily acts.

He jon samuels'd me. He said he was going to the gym but he went streaking through Richmond Park.

by Mexican in disguise May 31, 2017