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Every sunday in july is a semen sunday.
Yo bro, what are you doing on sunday ?
Bro it's july.
Oh yeah i forgot sorry.
When a man ejaculates on a woman's boobs and proceeds to use the semen as lubricant to titty fuck her
"Wow dude, I was so into it I did a semen slider"
A rare term used to describe a penis, generally that of a man.
Upon reaching climax the male species will ejaculate via the semen nipple.
When the song's production is so good that listening to it is as satisfying as busting a nut in your bitch.
"Bjork's 'Cocoon' is pure semen to my ears"
'Oi, go back to yer mums puss'
'Na fam you buffalo semen egg'
'Cunty boi!'
The volcanuous eruption of semen from the genitals of a male donor a male that Is capable of registering upon a Richter scale device.
Bobs seismic semen blast had penetrated deeply into Mary’s abyss of a vagina.
As has been scientifically proven in the past, semen is good for you. Unfortunately, like all things, it must be taken in moderation. An overloading of the system can cause semen syndrome. Usual symptoms include being skinny, having large intake valves (mouth, nose, ears), irritability, occasional 'colds' (pretending to be sick for normal people) and a general bad nature about their person. Semen syndrome can be treated very easily by not sucking off homeless guys for money and taking dicks in the arse from strangers.
You know {insert name} who is always sick? I think he has semen syndrome
Patient: What is it doc?
Doctor: You have semen syndrome, its written all over your lips