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If you where born on this day your automatically better than anyone named alyssa not born on this day if your name is Layla and your born on this day your most loyal friends name starts with a j and ends with an a
Hey when’s your birthday
September 24th
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National break ur dress code day
teachers: why is everyone breaking the dress code
students: it's September 9th...
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Those born on 10 sept are usually beautiful and do not do work unless told to do so! Defy this meaning and be hardworking!!
Why isn’t she doing her work? Oh she is born on 10 September!
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The day the stupidest funniest dumbest bitch was born.
Guy 1: yo! When’s yo girls birthday.
Guy 2: September 15!
Guy 1: umm
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today is national ask to touch a boys fingernail day
Ayden: hi wats up
Charlotte: Can I touch your fingernail
Ayden: what?
Charlotte: its September 1
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14 september is the only day of the year where men with big dicks get born (20+cm) It is also the day of the penis.
Oh my have you seen his cock? He must be born on September 14!
Hell yee thats a big cock, 14 september? am i right?
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The hottest and most smartest humans were born. They're also the most flirty people in the world. They maybe depressed or holding on a fucking thread but they still remain unbothered by it lmao. They are the baddest bitches, they are the alphas. They will sure assert their dominance on every chance they get but deep inside they're just a softie little bitch. Overall, people who are born on September 19 definitely have a god-complex.
1. "How can you be so calm about this? You're already 3 months passed the deadline and still have a 100 pending homeworks to do??" It's because I was born on September 19.
2. "How can you be so cute yet so hot at the same time?? The duality oml" Again, it's because I was born on SEPTEMBER 19.
3. "Omg you're so-" YES I GET IT I'M PERFECT, I'M HOT, I'M A GOD, I ALREADY KNOW THAT CAN'T YOU THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE???? Jeez so annoying.
/j /nm
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