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Man walking around, usually at work. Shouting “who’s shagging arse”
Hey boi, who’s shagging arse?
Fat roll on the back of Jerry Harris neck.
His meat shag looks like a pack of sausages.
A delinquent teenager that's always up to no good.
I hope Gary's child doesn't grow up to be a shag nasty.
When you’ve just made a grand old error or found out some devastating news it’s appropriate to use this phrase
Mother: yer nan’s just died x
Me: OH shag a shortbread!
An episode of sexual activity used primarily for self-preservation in a cold climate.
John had originally planned a non-stop hike through Sweden. Unfortunately, the temperature plummeted dramatically and he was forced to stop for a quick warmth shag.
Having sex with sheep.
Look at Johnny out there in the field shagging the haggis. What a pervert!
When you dumped the girl/guy you are not officially in a relationship with, just fucking
Sarah: so are you going over tammys house tonight?
Grant: Nah i de-shagged that hoe, found a better bitch to plough