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shake weight

verb, noun, -shake weighting, -shake weight

-verb (shake weighting, shake weight)
1. to talk about another person in awe.
2. to kiss up to another person.
3. to be on someone's 'jock'.

-noun (shake weight)
1. an ignorant person

-verb examples
1. Even though the man was twice the player's age, he was shake weighting him for his autograph.

2. Some people like to shake weight other people that outclass them.

-noun examples
1. Don't listen to that clown, he's just a shake weight.

Origin:
R. Santana by way of Tenth-Rick.

by Tenth-Rick October 21, 2010

33๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


shake and break

shaking hands and ending a friendship or relationship cleanly on good terms; agreeing that the friendship or relationship is over and both parties agree to behave professionally in the future; both parties agreeing to remain amicable at the end of a friendship or relationship

She offered him a shake and break when it became clear they could no longer be friends, but he refused. He brooded for weeks while she went on with her life.

IMQueen: it was shake and break and adios
WiseWan: its better this way, hun
IMQueen: i know but it hurts
WiseWan: and it will for a while, but you'll be able to see him on the street without spazing now. who's next on your list?

by MedievalWriter December 27, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


For Christmas Shakes

a more polite paraphrase of "For Christ's Sake" - such a paraphrase is often used loudly or/in public places so not to offend or draw attention to using "Christ" in a potential negative connotation

A woman upset about not finding an item they need in a grocery store or finding out that the grocery is out of the needed item - instead of saying "For Christ's Sake!" using "For Christmas Shakes" - A man upset that their favorite team is losing using "For Christmas Shakes," in front of their children - Also "For Christmas Sakes"

by David Petreaus Curtis December 6, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


kief-shake

When you have a bag of weed, the last bits of it are known as shake. But if you have high quality weed, the shake will be very kiefy, hence the word kief-shake.

After finishing that beautiful 1/8 oz of Purple Kush, I rolled a fat joint with the kief-shake, and got really really really really high.

by nirvana4lf March 14, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dick Shake

When a guy beats off in a blender and adds ice cream and vanilla extract.

Ex.
Some guy: Dude, I didn't have any milk today so I beat off in the blender and added ice cream and vanilla extract instead. Very good dick shake.
Some other guy: Shut up, foo.

by Wee Machine October 6, 2004

15๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


cumplain shake

A thick creamy bitter Sweet medicinal mixture of freshly squeezed breast milk and ejaculated semen, which is then blended together and stored at room temperature until it sours, that has been proven to stop chronic complaining by inducing vomiting followed by hysterical laughter. It can be taken orally or used as a skin cream.

Side effects may include frequent urination, vomiting, highly contagious rashes, itchy skin lesions, blindness or blurred vision if it makes direct contact with the eyes, and pregnancy if misused as a vaginal suppository.

The lines for the complaint departments have become so backed up we've had to switch from sympathizing or trying to resolve issues, to administering large doses of a cumplain shake.

by King of the Bomangoddies November 17, 2019


Shaking the Change

Male masturbation.

If you put a handful of change in your front pocket and shake it, it looks like masturbation.

I walked in on my friend shaking the change to some hentai porn. Hella awkward.

by FuzzyYellowDuck December 9, 2008