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The action of one girl sitting on top of another girl, aligning their ass hole and vagina. The bottom girl farts into the top girl's vagina, creating a queef within her.
Jaki surprised Lindsey with a shotgun queef.
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A person who overuses/abuses the shotgun in a videogame such as Halo, often using it as their only weapon. Rocket whores hide out of sight, usually around corners or behind objects, and fire on other players as they pass. This strategy is used to compensate for a general lack of skills or poor aim.
"That is the forth time you killed me with the shotgun silentknight, YOU FUCKING SHOTGUN WHORE!" said phosferrax
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A person who overuses/abuses the shotgun in a videogame such as Halo, often using it as their only weapon. Rocket whores hide out of sight, usually around corners or behind objects, and fire on other players as they pass. This strategy is used to compensate for a general lack of skills or poor aim.
"That is the forth time you killed me with the shotgun silentknight, YOU FUCKING SHOTGUN WHORE!" said phosferrax
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A True Canadian Shotgun (TCS) is the best pick-me-up for any time of the day. Although this shot gun uses Tim Hortons coffee instead of beer there is still some alcohol involved. A TCS is made up of three liquids: Tims coffee in a Tims to-go cup (as mentioned before), Canadian maple syrup, and Canadian rye whisky (preferably Crown Royal).
To do a TCS you first make sure the lid to your coffee is on well, then flip the cup upside down and poke a hole into the cup, just like you would if you were shotgunning normally. Then add a shot of whisky to the coffee and shotgun away. After you have shotgunned the coffee and whisky mixture use Maple Syrup as a chaser.
A good drinking game to play is whenever you see a moose you have to do a True Canadian Shotgun. (Best played when in Newfoundland)
Dean: Damn Jack you seem really down.
Jack: Stephanie just dumped me because I’ve been bangin the noodle to much.
Dean: Harsh man, here come do a True Canadian Shotgun with me and you’ll feel better.
After pulling out of their sexual partner, the jizzer strokes their phallic member one time before unleashing the gates of cream onto their partners back.
"How was the sex?" "I did a One Pump Shotgun right onto her back man."
The hand motion made by african americans (usually) in an attempt to embarrass "Whitie". The motion usually starts with one hand up high and when "Whitie" isn't expecting it the hand quickly drops the the african americans penile area and then back up to the "whities" face meanwhile all of the African american Pack start to howl and scream scarying poor "whitie" away.
African american: Hey brother high five.
----Hand held high----
"Whitie": ...ok ----Raises hand----
African american: ----Shotgun-cock----
African american Pack: ---howling and screaming----
"Whitie": ----Runs away----
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When a couple unexpectedly get pregnant and they say, "Why not?" and just move in together and maybe a few years down the road quietly get married and nobody says much aboot it. Eh?
"So how did you two meet?" "Oh, we were drunk and our birth control failed, eh? So we figured we'd have a Canadian shotgun wedding."
"Will there be a lot of people at your wedding?" "No, just immediate family, eh?. Didn't want to make a big fuss 'cause it's a Canadian shotgun wedding."