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redundant term for skinny dipping i.e. enjoying the out-of-doors naked, usually in or near a body of water.
'cuse me did you say "nekkid skinny dipping?" You fucktard.
Suffered mainly by females and gay stereotypes. A disease shared by all of the female characters in Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy and Bones, just to mention some. In real life, a patient with SBS rarely reach the age of forty, as the people around them tend to kill them off. The symptoms include:
- Nagging about teir tragic lovelives
- Manipulating other women's husbands in order to feed their own insatiable need for approval
- Blackmailing other women in order to be the queen of the hill
- Living on a diet consisting of mainly nothing, diet coke and some artsy-farsty coffee drink. It never fails.
- Being bitchy
- Being generally hysterical
- Being a blast at parties by bitching and say things like "I don't eat sugar/snacks/filth like that" into the host/hostess' face
- Control issues. Oh, man.
- Excessive visible-bone flaunting
- Competing at everything and to everyone
- Staring bug-eyed at someone w the nerve to eat a Twizzler or bear claw in their presence
- Considering people over size of 00 to be subhuman
- The most common topics of conversation would be ramblings like these: "the baby, my lovelife, my life is complicated, i want to wait" and blah blah blah.
If you want to heal an SBS-patient in your circle, there is only one cure. You need a pair of boxing mitts, a cattle prod and some elbow grease. You do the math.
In fiction: (This is the digest, people. In real life the display of SBS is much more understated and takes time to discover)
SBS-patient (A glamorous FBI-agent, lawyer, surgeon) to a male model-like colleague: "You're smart, I'm pretty. I want your sperm because I can't have a baby with someone whose not as perfect as me. Its selfish not to have a baby. My baby's gonna be a doctor, no matter what. And beautiful. Or else I'll just not give a dang about it. But I can't be in a relationship with you because my life is too complicated. Of course."
Narrator out of nowhere: This, folks, is a classic display of Skinny Bitch Syndrome!
In real life:
Hostess: How was the souffle, guys?
Other friends: Absolutely scrumptious!
SBS-friend: "I really couldn't say. I'M on a diet." *looks smugly down on her untouched dessert*
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slayyyyy skinny queen yasssss
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A trick girls do in photos to hide the fact that they have fat arms.
It is performed by placing a hand on your hip and angling that arm with your body, like a "teapot".
I wasn't sure if that girl on Facebook was fat or not until I noticed she was doing the skinny arm trick in every photo.
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Derrogatory term: A small headed and extremely stupid fuckstick or one that fits better into the anal cavity.When someone is so stupid that no other term would lend homage to the level of stupidity.
We can't get anything accomplished because Landon is a "Skinny Headed Fuckstick".
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Someone Who Is Skinny, Fresh, & Got Swagg.
U Cant Say Skinny Nigga Doe If Ur Fat.
Started By Lil Za.
boy 1: "Skinny Nigga Doe!"
boy 2: "doe!"
boy 3: "doe!"
boy 4: "doe!"
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A super skinny girl. Also they are very fit.
Damn that girl MIA got Skinny Girl Swag
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