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Smurf and Turf

A Blue Waffle ridden vagina belonging to someone who is also on their period and bleeding like a raw Steak.

I went down on this girl from the club and almost vomited because of the 'Smurf and Turf' downstairs.

by absurdcurd August 17, 2013

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smurfed

(a state) To be drunk or wildly intoxicated to the point you see blue

Last night i got so smurfed i woke up in a dumpster

by Jake_ass June 21, 2005

1๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


papa smurf

Derogatory term for a male's uncircumcised penis.

"Yeah, whatever Papa Smurf...your dick looks like it was in a fire."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 5, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smurf Bite

A smurf bite occurs when a constuction worker takes a shit in a port-a-potty, and gets the splash back effect of the blue chemical water directly in the asshole. When the shit hits the water, causing a splash of blue liquid, the splash goes due north and collides directly with a dirty, most likely hairy, ass hole.

Eric: Dude, I just took a shit in the johnny on the spot over there, and low and behold, smurf bite!

John: Ick, I spray shit in that thing about 20 minutes ago.

Eric: I thought I notices two shades of brown on the toilet paper. Sick.

by Hard Hat Harold February 9, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smurf Trench

The Area where your balls and asshole are not located. Between where you balls stop and your asshole begins.

I have Poisin ivy on my Smurf Trench.THat ivy sure did ransack my Choad!

by Pug/Jur August 26, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


smurf club

The act of hitting someone over their head with your penis during oral sex.

I Smurf clubbed that bitch!

by James March 16, 2004

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


ghetto smurf

a smurf born in a ghetto

you ghetto smurf!

by Auttumn March 15, 2021

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž