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A 12oz glass filled with Jägermeister and a shot of Horse semen to add some flavor.
Dude did you hear what Jerry did last night!? He didn’t want to drink anything but Southern barn bombs at the party. He was walking funny and kept sticking out his tongue with a milky film all over it. His horse Stewart seemed pretty worn out when i came over last night.
When you dip your penis in honey and sprinkle Copenhagen Southern Blend long cut on top, then perform sexual activities involving penetration of the penis.
Guy: “Hot diggity dog, Marsha hasn’t walked the same since I gave her the old Sweet Southern Pickle”
When a gay guy grabs onto your genitals and you are so startled you stumble backwards into a “southern kart wheel”
“Dude, that homo just made me do a southern southern kart wheel ! “
Stumbling backwards and falling when grabbed by a homo on the genitals
The act of vacuum sealing your penis or nads in hopes of preserving it over long periods of time.
The 85 year old man had a shaft of a 16 year old boy due to the Southern Vacuum Seal.
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The Southern Locos Gang is a crew of the most down ass Surenos in 805 Cali. They throw up SLG 13, and put down for their varrio, which is Atascadero, Templeton, Santa Margarita and Paso Robles. They smoke busters like glass and chronic, and party like sailors on an all day pass. You fuck with them and you end up six feet under. They're the reason that you can't bang Norte in SLO county. They killed all the busters in 805 and have to ride up to 831 to start shit.
831 Buster: Let's show these SLG fools how to lean like a Norteno.
Southern Locos Gang member: {pulls out AK-47 and caps all the busters in the head.} "SLG SUR TRECE MOTHA FUCKA! Thats how you lean like a Norteno!" Lean all the way to the floor!"
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A gremlin that roams below the belt. One who doesn't understand the concept of penis whithersby.
Martha Stewart, Oprah Winfrey, Marv Albert, R. Kelly.
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This school is somehow better then every other university in the state and at the same time is worse then every other school in the country.
The first year I went here there was a "Party in the woods" I didn't go, but apparently the cops were going to bust the party.
The teachers are always new hires and don't know how to teach at all.
Some of them don't even teach the class and just showed slide shows, making the students have to learn the material by themselves.
Somehow 30% of people actually managed to graduate.
The most you can say is that you learned nothing from this school.
Me: Hey, guess what? I graduated!
Friend: Awesome, what school did you go to?
Me: The University of Southern Maine.
Friend: oh.... congrats?
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